I believe that there are four main issues on campus that will significantly increase the happiness of the student body. I'm advocating for swift bike reform, increased frequency of waffle fries in the dining halls and eating clubs, riper fruits in the dining halls and eating clubs, and unfreezing ICE, everyone's favorite TigerApp. I'm Will Gansa, and I sincerely believe that I'm a candidate for president of Government Club.
None of the other candidates have stated their position on bike reform. Do you want to vote for a candidate that hasn't shared their opinion on bike reform?
Government Club couldn't stop ICE from dying. What else will they let flounder and decay if change does not come to the organization?
Why does the administration try and shove steak fries down our throat when it's clear that waffle fries are the objectively superior french fry?
Princeton is sitting on the largest endowment of any US university per capita, and our fruit tastes like soap. Elect Will Gansa, and our fruit game will never be the same.
"Vote Will for the change that others are pitifully incapable of delivering."
-Arman Odabas, Crew Team
"You should complete this survey even if you didn't participate in restaurant week."
-Shawon Jackson, Government Club President
"Will's running for USG?"
-Claire Ashmead, Triangle Club
"It takes a lot of bravery to run in an election like this."
-Molly Stoneman, Government Club Vice-President
"It can be really hard to be around Will because he's so inspiring."
-Nick Horvath, Press Secretary, Committee to Reelect Will Gansa
"Will Gansa cooked a vegetable stir fry on Monday."
-Doug Wallack, 2D Co-op
"Can someone who knows Will Gansa tell me whether his campaign is real? ... I'm just genuinely confused about what he's trying to accomplish."
-Joseph LoPresti, Princeton Debate Panel
"Gansa, a newcomer to USG, is the only male running for
presidency. He declined to comment."
-The Daily Princetonian